Cristian Pielich – Haarlem-Based International Comedian For Corporate Event, Party or Dinne. Roast is optional!
Cristian Pielich is an acclaimed stand-up comedian based in Haarlem, the Netherlands, with a reputation for sharp, intelligent comedy and a unique ability to engage multilingual and international audiences. Fluent in English and Dutch, Cristian is the perfect choice for any corporate dinner, corporate party, or business event looking for high-quality, tailored entertainment. Do you fancy a roast for the CEO, birthday of a colleague that is leaving the company. Cristian can make it memorable.
One of Cristian’s signature talents is his ability to deliver the perfect corporate roast—funny, bold, and always respectful. As a master of the corporate roast, he creates custom content that celebrates your team, your company culture, or even your CEO with playful jabs and clever callbacks. Cristian’s roasts strike the perfect balance: they’re edgy enough to surprise, yet smart and professional enough for the boardroom.
Cristian lives in Haarlem and performs regularly at high-end company events throughout the Netherlands. Whether it’s a corporate dinner in Haarlem, a team celebration in Amsterdam, or a business party for an international company, Cristian brings charm, precision, and years of stage experience to your event.
His performances are always tailor-made. He collaborates closely with you to create customized sets that reflect the audience’s identity, industry, and in-jokes. From light-hearted team roasts to sharp observational comedy about Dutch and international culture, Cristian offers a show that feels unique and relevant. If you’re planning a corporate roast, organizing a business dinner, or looking to elevate your next corporate party with unforgettable comedy, Cristian Pielich is your man. Based in Haarlem, and internationally experienced, he’s the perfect fit for companies who want something bold, personal, and genuinely funny. With or without roast elements, he can make it a show that you will never forget. A memory forever!